Friday, August 14, 2009

Magic Johnson Turns 50 Today

......Announces Unofficially that he has found the cure for HIV.

Magic's Birth name is Ervin Magic Johnson.

Congratulations to the 3 time NBA MVP and All-Star, who is also a entrepreneur, developer, and and humanitarian.

The 13 Year Vet plans to announce the latest cure in a tell all book, titled "If you got money, you got it all".

Kanye West Released the following Press Release:
"You know the best medicine go to people thats paid,
If Magic Johnson got a cure for A.I.D.S.
And all the broke muthaf$%&*ers past away
You tellin me if my grandma was in the N.B.A.
Right now she'd be ok?"

Attempts to contact Magic Johnson for a Comment were left unanswered.

(this post is mostly in jest)

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