Friday, August 14, 2009
Magic Johnson Turns 50 Today
......Announces Unofficially that he has found the cure for HIV.
Magic's Birth name is Ervin Magic Johnson. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Johnson
Congratulations to the 3 time NBA MVP and All-Star, who is also a entrepreneur, developer, and and humanitarian.
The 13 Year Vet plans to announce the latest cure in a tell all book, titled "If you got money, you got it all".
Kanye West Released the following Press Release:
"You know the best medicine go to people thats paid,
If Magic Johnson got a cure for A.I.D.S.
And all the broke muthaf$%&*ers past away
You tellin me if my grandma was in the N.B.A.
Right now she'd be ok?"
Attempts to contact Magic Johnson for a Comment were left unanswered.
(this post is mostly in jest)